The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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