its not stalking. its research.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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