Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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