I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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