More tranny stories later!
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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