these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
