ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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