The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
BRING THE BAGELS
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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