PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize