hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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