I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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