i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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