Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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