just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
that may or may not have been my penis.
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