i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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