Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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