There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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