tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?