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• (248): View more from Michigan

  the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.

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• (956): View more from Texas

  What do you think she thinks of us?

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  I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us

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• (409): View more from Texas

  Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night

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• (949): View more from California

  Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.

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• (209): View more from California

  His new job just became new places to have sex at.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?

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• (352): View more from Florida

  How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?

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