Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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