how can u be prego again
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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