Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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