erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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