I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
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I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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