There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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