what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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