I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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