On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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