it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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