garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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