maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Randomize
