I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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