i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
foreskin is a definite game changer
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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