why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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