I just made out with a guy for $7.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
