She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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