So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
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Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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