The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
its not stalking. its research.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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