Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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