WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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