Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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