I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
