Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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