I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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