How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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