Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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