just come out here and I will go home with you...
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i wish my penis had a tongue
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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