Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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