Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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