The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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