I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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