did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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