So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
