Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Someone signed my nipple.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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