im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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