Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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