its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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