party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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