Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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